It's finally here! Waylon Moosberger, presenting his new novel, High School Fever! Featuring: Our hero, Jeffery Anderson, who also just happens to be an idiot! And plus, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy references galore! Summary down below.
Stupid. Idiot. Asswipe. Dweeb. Dipshit. Those are just some of the names people call fourteen-year-old Jeffery Anderson. He moves to Cinder Valley, Ohio, two months before high school starts. Already, he's a target for Cinder Valley's meanest bully - Charlie Hills, who just happens to be the kid living across the street from him. And when high school does finally come around, the school instantly realizes Jeffery as an outsider, for obvious reasons. Kids throw banana peels at him at lunch and make sure he has the worst possible four years of his life. And, as if this isn't enough, during the first three months of school, a certain (fake) fever spreads around the school, and so that adds tensions, as well. Jeffery is oblivious to all of this, of course. There he is, drawing stupid crap (litterally) or saying hi to total strangers and acting like the maniac he really is. Watch out, Cinder Valley High School. Here comes Jeffery Anderson.
- Wait a second, that's not all. A novel this good would be a disgrace without a dedication, so without further ado, I hereby dedicate this novel to: T.G. and N.L. And you know what? I'll even throw in good old J.T. You're welcome, guys. Also, apologies to the fans out there who have me on for email alerts: Sorry for killing off your email inbox. I didn't realize what would happen to you guys until I was on Chapter 20. So, with all that said and done, get with the program and enjoy the freaking novel. View table of contents...
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