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The Fuzzy Wuzzy Bunny

Poetry By: 122333MexicanPeanut122333
Humor



O! How gaily the bunny skipped! This poem IS WEIRD!


Submitted:Aug 9, 2008    Reads: 245    Comments: 5    Likes: 7   


There once was a bunny in magenta hue, Who bounced and pounced like bunnies do, His powderpuff tail was as white as snow, And his dangly ears bopped to and fro, The Fuzzy Wuzzy Bunny was out one day, Skipping about, ever so joyous and gay, When out popped a bunny, adorable too! It said, "Fuzzy, I've had enough of you!" "I was the cutest bunny in town, When you started your skipping, it tore me straight down! So I'm now suggesting, little miss buttercup, That fuzz up my arms, and beat you up!" The Fuzzy Wuzzy Bunny was glad to agree, So a referee squirrel popped out of his tree, He blew the first whistle, and before a screaming crowd, The other bunny punched him, and knocked him down! But Fuzzy was brave, and showed a mean right hook, The other bunny didn't have time to look, A kangaroo kick got him straight in the gut While with one elbow jab, his hopes were cut By the end of the match, the bunnies were sore, They had black eyes, broken bones and more But then a hand picked them up and lifted them to the sky, And a voice said, "How convenient! Rabbit Pie!" This poem is so random, i'm not sure it has a moral But if you see some bunnies fighting, tell them not to quarrel 'Coz if you beat your best pal black and blue, The farmer will catch you and make into rabbit stew.




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