My flaws, I have learned, are what create me. And yes, I fear, I am not exceptionally proud of my belly. But alas! I’m afraid your say Is not significant to me, For I know that I am a curvy queen! Yes I have those evident tendrils along my legs, Even though I still eat my eggs. These details do not distress me, For I know that I am a curvy queen! I remember my sadness when I was fifteen, Caused by the fact that I couldn’t wear those sweet jeans. My sadness was quickly forgotten for soon I had learned That I will be me, The curvy queen! But still, I’m afraid, I will not wear That tiny two piece bikini to my next Watery affair.