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CAUGHT

Poetry By: air
Humor



update: for those who were not around at the time, Reaper wrote a poem about a booksie monster that would eat people who didn't comment LOL! so this is a continuation of that scenario that was going on at the time. along the same line "the booksie wussy" was written by craaig and booksie was also undergoing some big changes. So with that said I hope this makes you laugh as it did me. ^_^


Submitted:Sep 27, 2007    Reads: 213    Comments: 11    Likes: 8   


CAUGHT

Last night I opened Booksie

To see what all was new

I read poem after poem

Only commenting on a few

*

When I was checking out and

Getting ready to shut it down,

Emanating from out the screen

Came a smell that made me frown!

*

Then all at once the screen went black

Thenhairy hands appeared

I tried to run before he grabbed me

I am dinner now I feared!!!

*

Staring out at me from inside the screen

Was the ugliest thing I'd ever seen!

*

Now you may not believe the tale

Young 'Reaper' told about

But I'm alive to tell you all

And it did not help for me to shout!

*

Though it happened a little different

And possibly WORSE I think?

You see the monster did not eat me

But I still can't shake the stink!

*

He pulled me close, his breath was bad

He puckered up his lips

I closed my eyes, thought I'd been had

Then he gave me a great big KISS!!!

YYYYYYIIIIIIIKKKKKEEEESSSS

YYYYYYUUUUCCCCKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!

I pray for everyone this awful thing doesn't happen to them.

OH! MY! GOD!





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