Last night I opened Booksie
To see what all was new
I read poem after poem
Only commenting on a few
When I was checking out and
Getting ready to shut it down,
Emanating from out the screen
Came a smell that made me frown!
Then all at once the screen went black
Thenhairy hands appeared
I tried to run before he grabbed me
I am dinner now I feared!!!
Staring out at me from inside the screen
Was the ugliest thing I'd ever seen!
Now you may not believe the tale
Young 'Reaper' told about
But I'm alive to tell you all
And it did not help for me to shout!
Though it happened a little different
And possibly WORSE I think?
You see the monster did not eat me
But I still can't shake the stink!
He pulled me close, his breath was bad
He puckered up his lips
I closed my eyes, thought I'd been had
Then he gave me a great big KISS!!!
I pray for everyone this awful thing doesn't happen to them.
OH! MY! GOD!