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!!!An Ode to K&M!!!

Poetry By: An Excuse To Speak Of You
Humor



I work at K&M foods, if anyone knows it, and I have a love hate relationship with it. I've been working there for about two years, and many of my friends have worked there but I was the first, and im the only one still there, HA!
We always joke about it, like in our videos when we do like a criminal or a homeless guy, we wear a K&M work shirt or hoodie...
The stealing chocolate thing is based on this guy, like 21 years old, gangster as hell, went into the batroom, me and black jason waited outside for a bit, because we suspected him, while he was stealing we turnne off the light...HA

And the dont take the carts off the front, it is a pet peeve of mine, and it drives me totally insane wheneverone does does..
THE PIC IS ME IN ASILE 3


Submitted:Mar 19, 2007    Reads: 154    Comments: 4    Likes: 0   


K&M isn't just a grocery store....

It's a SUPERMARKET!!!!!!

I take money, I mop the floor...

When people steal....

It's either a pimp or the whore...

For the money, I work hard...

But to my boss...

I want to leave him scarred....

K&M Is cool...

I you work there

you freakin rule

I gather carts, working 7 hour days...

When I get only a 15 minute break...

I take a 20 minute one left in a daze...

Hey you gangster, stealing chocolate...

When me and jason turn off the light...

You better get walkin...

Ive gotten 3 raises, workin for 2 years...

mabye just maby...

I can pay off my fears...

Hey you mam, the meat is 2.25 a pound...

Dont yell at me ...

I dont want to turn it to a boxing round...

K&M is the place to shop...

Because you know the saftey...

of it having a usual cop....

So Come on in....

Lets have some fun...

K&M Has peas in tin...

Just Dont

DONT!

Mam the carts dont come off the front.....

MAM, THE CARTS COME OFF THE BACK NOT THE FRONT....

TAKE THE CART OFF THR FRONT I DARE YOU....................

I TOLD YOU DONT....

NOW REMEMBER YOU WONT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





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