Saturday oh Saturday

Saturday is here again,

No 'rustic mash' at mums,

Oh what a pleasure that used to be

Lumpy mash around my gums .

Saturday oh Saturday 

What do you hold in store ?

I know one thing for certain 

I wont be going through Mummy's door.

Maybe a trip to the churchyard

Maybe a trip to the shop

I dont like shopping on Saturday

So to the churchyard off we hop .

Saturday girl is on her way

I can't wait to see her smile

Spose I better put the kettle on 

If I dont I'll get a thump in the dial.

;-]