Saturday is here again,
No 'rustic mash' at mums,
Oh what a pleasure that used to be
Lumpy mash around my gums .
Saturday oh Saturday
What do you hold in store ?
I know one thing for certain
I wont be going through Mummy's door.
Maybe a trip to the churchyard
Maybe a trip to the shop
I dont like shopping on Saturday
So to the churchyard off we hop .
Saturday girl is on her way
I can't wait to see her smile
Spose I better put the kettle on
If I dont I'll get a thump in the dial.