" SUBSTITUTION " PERIOD PAD

" SUBSTITUTION " PERIOD PAD

( drewallgoods challenge )

It seems people are using feminine pads for more than their intentions. A woman once used two feminine pads, as shoulder pads for her blouse. Here's a poem about a situation, where a feminine pad was at the right place, at the right time. I was given the subject comedy, In the year 2009.

We were out on a date, my boyfriend and me.

When all of a sudden, I needed to pee.

The bathroom was crowded, my bladder was aching.

I was getting upset, at how long she was taking.

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When she finally came out, she had a smile on her face.

There was no time to chat, or there'd be a disgrace.

I sat on the toilet, oh, the relief I felt streaming.

Then I noticed no paper, as I started screaming.

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That silly old woman, that crazy old bat.

She used all the paper, not a word did she spat.

She knew when she smiled, the tissue was gone.

I sat in that stall, in the bathroom alone.

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I had started my period, no tissue, no pad.

No tampon around, I was getting real mad.

Then a woman came in, and in the stall next to me.

I ask for some paper, could you pretty please.

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Kindly she answered, there's no paper here.

When I told her my problem, she said you poor dear.

She found me some paper, and even a pad.

I thanked her and thanked her, she could tell I was glad.

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While washing my hands, we chatted awhile.

She was quite old, her clothes out of style.

I noticed her shoulders, one high, and one low.

She lost a shoulder pad, I guess... I don't know.

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Angellynn