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I saw a Bird

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A poem my brother wrote. View table of contents...

 

Submitted: May 24, 2008    Reads: 76    Comments: 5    Likes: 3   


Bird

I saw a bird

I heard a word

I turned around

And saw a nerd


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Comments:

omg i remember this, it was hilarious XD haha

your brothers better at writing poems then i am XD

*MASHA*

Posted: May 24, 2008

Author Comment:

yeah, hes pretty good lol

lol That was funny. but cute

Posted: Jun 1, 2008

Author Comment:

yea lol I laughed too when my bro first told me it XD

HAHAHAHAHA! Gr8! One of the best poems on BOOKSIE!!!!!!!!! 10/10!

Posted: Jun 6, 2008

Author Comment:

omg thanks =D

hi! sally.

1. PETER: Your first name of Peter creates individuality, independence, self-confidence, initiative, and an inclination to physical activity.
You are not inclined to merge your opinions and viewpoints with others, to accept compromise, or to work in a subservient position against your will.
Your expression is invariably quite direct and candid.
Others find it difficult to accept your domineering and, at times, argumentative manner.


2. PETER LE: There are 7 letters in your name. Those 7 letters total to 36. There are 3 vowels and 4 consonants in your name.

What your first name means:Shakespearean Male 'King Henry IV, Part 2' Peter Bullcalf, a country soldier. 'Henry VI, Part 2' Thomas Horner's man. 'King John' Peter of Pomfret, a prophet. 'Measure for Measure' A friar. 'The Tragedy of Romeo And Juliet' Servant to Juliet's nurse.
Greek Male Stone; rock.
English Male A rock. Peter the biblical fisherman and apostle had impulsive nature and rocklike faith. In Catholic tradition he is the first pope.
Biblical Male A rock or stone

Your number is: 9
The characteristics of #9 are: Humanitarian, giving nature, selflessness, obligations, creative expression.

The expression or destiny for #9: The expression that you exhibit is represented bythe number 9. Your talents center in humanistic interests and approaches. You like to help others as you were intended to be the 'big brother or big sister' type. You operate best when you follow your feelings and sense of compassion, and allow yourself to be sensitive to the needs of others. You work well with people, and have the potential to inspire. This suggests that you could successfully teach or counsel. Creative ability, imagination and artistic talent (often latent) of the highest order are present in this expression. It's possible that you're not using or developing all of these capabilities at this time. Some of your talents may have been used at an earlier time in your life, and some may still be latent. Be aware of your capabilities, so that you can make use of them at appropriate times.

If you are able to achieve the potential of your natural expression in this life, you are capable of much human understanding and have a lot to give to others. Your personal ambitions are likely to be maintained in a very positive perspective, never losing sight of an interest in people, and a sympathetic, tolerant, broad-minded and compassionate point of view. You are quite idealistic, and disappointed at the lack of perfection in the world. You have a strong awareness of your own feeling as well as those of others. Friendships, affection, and love are extremely important.

Undeveloped or ignored, the negative side of the 9 expression can be very selfish and self-centered. If you do not actively involve yourself with work that benefits others, you may tend to express just the opposite characteristics. It is your role to be very involved with other people and their needs, but it may be difficult for you achieve this role. Aloofness, lack of involvement, and a lack of sensitivity mark the low road of this expression.

Your Soul Urge number is: 6
A Soul Urge number of 6 means: With a number 6 Soul Urge, you would like to be appreciated for your ability to handle responsibility. Your home and family are likely to be a strong focus for you, perhaps the strongest focus of your life. Friendship, love, and affection are high on your list of priorities for a happy life. You have a lot of diplomatic tendencies in your makeup, as you a able to rectify and balance situations with an innate skill. You like working with people rather than by yourself. It is extremely important for you to have harmony in your environment at all times.

The positive side of the 6 Soul Urge produces a huge capacity for responsibility; you are always there and ready to assume more than your share of the load. If you possess positive 6 Soul Urges and express them, you are known for your generosity, understanding and deep sympathetic attitude. Strong 6 energy is very giving of love, affection, and emotional support. You may have the inclination to teach or serve your community in other idealistic ways. You have natural abilities to help people. You are also likely to have artistic and creative leanings.

If you have an over-supply of 6 energy in your makeup, you may express some of the negative traits common to this number. With such a strong sympathetic attitude, it is easy to become too emotional. Sometimes the desires to render help can be over done, and it can become interfering and an attitude that is too protective, rather than helpful. The person with too much 6 energy often finds that people tend to take advantage of this very giving spirit. You may tend to repress your own needs so that you can cater to the demands from others. At times, there may be a tendency in this, for becoming over-loaded with such demands, and as a result become resentful.

Your Inner Dream number is: 3
An Inner Dream number of 3 means: You dream of artistic expression; writing, painting, music. You would seek to more freely express your inner feeling and obtain more enjoyment from life. You also dream of being more popular, likable, and appreciated.


3. JAN 05, 1995: Your date of conception was on or about 14 April 1994 which was a Thursday. You were born on a Thursday under the astrological sign Capricorn. Your Life path number is 3.

Your fortune cookie reads: Be mischievous and you will not be lonesome.

Life Path Compatibility: You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 3, 6 & 9.
You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 2, 5 & 11.
You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 4, 7, 8 & 22.

The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2449722.5.
The golden number for 1995 is 1.
The epact number for 1995 is -1.
The year 1995 was not a leap year.

Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 2/10/1994 and ending 1/30/1995. You were born in the Chinese year of the Dog.
Your Native American Zodiac sign is Goose; your plant is Bramble.
You were born in the Egyptian month of Famenoth, the third month of the season of Poret (Emergence - Fertile soil).
Your date of birth on the Hebrew calendar is 5 Shevat 5755. Or if you were born after sundown then the date is 6 Shevat 5755.
The Mayan Calendar long count date of your birthday is 12.19.1.13.18 which is 12 baktun 19 katun 1 tun 13 uinal 18 kin
The Hijra (Islamic Calendar) date of your birth is Thursday, 3 Sha'ban 1415 (1415-8-3).
The date of Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 16 April 1995.
The date of Orthodox Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 23 April 1995.
The date of Ash Wednesday (the first day of Lent) on your birth year was Wednesday 1 March 1995.
The date of Whitsun (Pentecost Sunday) in the year of your birth was Sunday 4 June 1995.
The date of Whisuntide in the year of your birth was Sunday 11 June 1995.
The date of Rosh Hashanah in the year of your birth was Monday, 25 September 1995.
The date of Passover in the year of your birth was Saturday, 15 April 1995.
The date of Mardi Gras on your birth year was Tuesday 28 February 1995.

As of 10/4/2008 11:19:34 PM EDT: You are 13 years old. You are 165 months old. You are 717 weeks old. You are 5,021 days old. You are 120,527 hours old. You are 7,231,639 minutes old. You are 433,898,374 seconds old.

Celebrities who share your birthday:
Marilyn Manson (1969) Pamela Sue Martin (1953) Diane Keaton (1946)
Juan Carlos I, King of Spain (1938) Alvin Ailey (1931) Robert Duvall (1931)
Walter Mondale (1928) George Reeves (1914) George Dolenz (1908)
Konrad Adenauer (1876)

Top songs of 1995
Gangsta's Paradise by Coolio featuring L.V. Waterfalls by TLC
Creep by TLC Kiss from a Rose by Seal
On Bended Knee by Boyz II Men Another Night by Real McCoy
Fantasy by Mariah Carey Take a Bow by Madonna
Don't Take It Personal (Just One of Dem Days) by Monica This Is How We Do It by Montell Jordan

Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 1.96516634050881 years old. (Life's just a big chewy bone for you!)

Your lucky day is Saturday. Your lucky number is 8. Your ruling planet(s) is Saturn & Uranus. Your lucky dates are 8th, 17th, 26th. Your opposition sign is Cancer. Your opposition number(s) is 2 & 7. Today is not one of your lucky days!

There are 93 days till your next birthday on which your cake will have 14 candles. Those 14 candles produce 14 BTUs, or 3,528 calories of heat (that's only 3.5280 food Calories!). You can boil 1.60 US ounces of water with that many candles.

In 1995 there were 3,899,589 births in the US.
In 1995 the US population was approximately 248,709,873 people, 70.3 persons per square mile.
In 1995 in the US there were 2,336,000 marriages (8.9%) and 1,169,000 divorces (4.4%)
In 1995 in the US there were approximately 2,148,000 deaths (8.6 per 1000)
In the US a new person is born approximately every 8 seconds.
In the US one person dies approximately every 12 seconds.

In 1995 the population of Australia was approximately 18,196,054.
In 1995 there were approximately 256,190 births in Australia.
In 1995 in Australia there were approximately 109,386 marriages and 49,712 divorces.
In 1995 in Australia there were approximately 125,133 deaths.

Your birthstone is Garnet. The Mystical properties of Garnet: Garnet is used as a power stone. Some lists consider these stones to be your birthstone. (Birthstone lists come from Jewelers, Tibet, Ayurvedic Indian medicine, and other sources). Emerald, Rose Quartz

Your birth tree is Fir Tree, the Mysterious. Extraordinary taste, dignity, cultivated airs, loves anything beautiful, moody, stubborn, tends to egoism but cares for those close to it,rather modest, very ambitious, talented, industrious uncontent lover, many friends, many foes, very reliable.

There are 82 days till Christmas 2008!
There are 95 days till Orthodox Christmas!
The moon's phase on the day you were born was waxing crescent.

Posted: Oct 4, 2008

Author Comment:

My brother saids thx ^^ tyvm Bubbly!

That was cute and made me happy inside! ;)

Posted: Oct 22, 2008

Author Comment:

thats great :D



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