Boredom Is The Mother Of Creativity

Boredom Is The Mother Of Creativity

All things vile and horrible,

All ceatures small and tall,

All nature's deadly demons,

The lord god made them all.

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Each and every jellyfish,

Each angry wasp that stings,

He filled them full of venom,

Gave vampire bats their wings.

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All things sick and cancerous,

All creatures which appal,

All things bad and gangrenous,

The lord God made the all.

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Each little poison dart frog,

Each wretched sewer rat,

He gave them nasty natures,

Then smiled and said "that's that."

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All things base and devilish,

All slippy, slimy slugs,

All creatures grim and hellish,

And smelly harmful bugs.

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Each beastly little hornet,

Each evil tsetse fly,

He gave them vicious stingers,

So everyone might die.

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All the pests injurious,

All animals that crawl.

All things diabolical,

The lord God made them all.

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But man made sprays to zap them,

And traps to catch them in.

So we could maim and kill them,

Then throw them in the bin.

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(Amen)