Jock The Poet Octopuss

Jock The Poet Octopuss

I'm Jock the poet octopuss,

I live beside the loch.

It's tick past tock - ticktocktopuss,

It says so on my clock.

-

I'm off to see the Doctorpuss,

To cure my writer's block.

My mind's gone cuckoo clocktopuss,

The word's are out of stock.

-

I've got a mental blocktopuss,

I'll be the laughing stock.

The black sheep of the flocktopuss,

I'm talking poppycock.

-

"So Doctor, oh dear Doctorpuss,

I'm snapping like a croc.

A walking joke - knock knocktopuss,

Please cure me Doctor Doc."

-

"The problem's clear dear octopuss,"

The Doctor said to me.

"There's too much time spent forcing rhyme,

It's clear for all to see!"