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Bad Limericks

Poetry By: bobthebuilder
Humor



Here are a few examples of limerick poems. My apologies to Edward Lear.


Submitted:Feb 17, 2013    Reads: 755    Comments: 39    Likes: 16   


Bad Limericks


There once was a horse named Patootie,
who's farts were especially fruity.
He walked here and there,
passing gas everywhere.
Considered it his civic duty!


I'm working here all of the time,
at the business of meter and rhyme.
Putting words on the page
below minimum wage
for I haven't made one single dime!


Proud Marvin was so very young,
but he ventured too close to the bung.
he made quite a face
at a very bad taste
It was clearly a slip of the tongue!


There was a sign painter named Ernie,
who took a break under a palm tree.
when a coconut fell
and sent him to hell,
so he never did finish the marquee!





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