Britney Spears. Britney Spears
Been around for several years
Used to drink too many beers
Nights out used to end in tears
Sometimes naughty, sometimes nice
Married Kevin, once or twice
Often suffered bad advice
Shaved her head but to the best of my knowledge wasn’t suffering
from Ringworm or lice
Britney Spears. Britney Spears
Good for the eyes, sometimes the ears
Been through heaven, been through hell
Overall, I wish her well
Britney Spears. Britney Spears
Eventually she disappears
Like us all, she’ll be a gonner
Unless she hideously outstays her welcome,
like her grandmother
Madonna.
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