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Things that annoy the H-E double two sticks II

Poetry By: cmccoy
Humor


Tags: True, Life, Humor


Just another installment of everyday life stuff that you just have to have humor about;)


Submitted:Nov 21, 2006    Reads: 104    Comments: 4    Likes: 1   


So, here we are with another edition of what annoys the you know what out of you! For example, when you are at the drive-through and they take your order and you are just so sure they got it right and you're looking forward to that big juicy cheeseburger with NO cheese. Then, excited you get home, turn on your favorite program only to find out, you've got cheese stuck to your meat! The nerve! Do they have to go to Hamburger school to work there? Was it that hard?? So, you have a choice, scrape the cheese,( that would eventually cause you to be in the bathroom all night, ) off or drive your not so happy butt back to the burger joint. Hmmmm, what to do, what to do…

And, of course, there is the ever so great waiting in line at the grocery store for that person to figure out that you have to hit enter on the credit card machine for it to process…hmmm. That was a toughie! You'd think if they could figure out how to apply for the credit card, they'd at least know how to use it, am I right or am I right?

Let's not forget about the red lights and green lights and yellow lights… They're all up in plain view for a reason folks! So, put your lip liner down, stop trying to discipline your kids from the front seat, and for God's sake keep your eyes off the middle-aged construction worker that probably has 10 kids and 3 girlfriends, okay? Just a few more thoughts on real life….





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