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Encyclopedia Tales-Lionheart's Challenge

Poetry By: DarkFairy8907
Humor



Okay, so I had only like ten minutes to come up with a poem before I left town for Lionheart's challenge.

I just received the words, less than an hour when I wrote this, I hope I lived up to the challenge, enjoy guys. I leave this with you until I get back.

And to let those of you know my words were,

1.Encyclopedia
2.Quote
3.Razor
4.Death
5.Hilarious


Submitted:May 27, 2008    Reads: 174    Comments: 10    Likes: 6   


Encyclopedia Tales

Encyclopedia is such

a funny little word.

But there is one encyclopedia

that is sad.

This encyclopedia tells of

the many reapers we have had.

One such reaper's tragic

tale goes as quote,

"There was a reaper his name was Bob.

Bob had a most important job.

He sharpened his scythe to a razor point.

Off to his job he went.

But on the way there was

a tragic twisted event.

Bob tripped over his two feet.

Face first he fell, his scythe facing him,

death doth ring.

Bob's boney head rolled away

his important job lived

to see another day."

Now some might find this hilarious

and laugh hysterically. But don't,

please respect Bob.

And remember...

encyclopedias aren't all funny.





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