two elderly ladies from texas
went for a car ride one day
but enroute to the local mall
they realised they'd forgotten the way .
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they saw a young man fishing
directions from him they would ask
but i'm afraid that their zimmer frames
were simply not upto the task .
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so they called him over
and he was eager to please
until ana pulled down his trousers
when did we last see one of these .
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the young man covered his todger
as into the back seat they fly
they fought to pull his hands away
but could'nt remember why .
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i know i should'nt make fun of old ladies
from wherever those ladies might be
but those two old codgers from texas
have so earned this from me .
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breathless they are returning
to the old folks home we all share
they would like to get revenge on me
but i know they just would'nt dare .
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