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BORING BRASH BRITISH CHAVS :-P

Poetry By: EILEEN McGUINNESS
Humor



Chavs are a british culture or class of yobs,they roam our streets and have even been seen on foreign package tours to spain.
I had the displeasure of encountering them last on a trip to Mallorca.They are rude,arrogant,ignorant and rather noisy not to mention having no manners or respect for foreign culture.They like to use intimidation as a way of controlling their space.It's akin to how a drug dealer will punish those who tread on his turf.This sub-culture or untermensch as i class them usually end up living on benefits in cheap council housing.They are the noise nuisances,polluters of our planet and scum of our neighbourhood.The female Chavettes usually have kids of their own by the time they have reached their early teens,just breeding more of their crass folk.


Submitted:Nov 2, 2011    Reads: 12    Comments: 3    Likes: 1   


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BORING,BRASH BRITISH (CHAVS)
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HOLIDAYS ABROAD ARE SUPPOSED TO FILL US UP WITH JOY
BUT WHEN THE BRITISH CHAVS DESCEND UPON US IT CAN ANNOY
EVEN THE MOST PLACID OF PEOPLE I DO OFTEN FIND
WITH THEIR RUDENESS AND SELFISH WAYS WHICH ARE SO UNKIND.
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THE LOUTS FILL UP THE BARS OFTEN DRINKING ALL DAY
SHOUTING OUT OBSCENE GESTURES WHICH IS THEIR USUAL WAY
THEIR ATTITUDE TO CULTURE IS A JOKE FOR ALL TO SEE
LACKING ANY STYLE OR SOPHISTICATION I THINK MOST WOULD AGREE
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WITH A KISS ME QUICK HAT ON AND A DRINK IN HAND
THEIR ADDICTION FOR BOOZE IS HARD TO UNDERSTAND
SUNNING THEMSELVES NEAR THE POOL OR BY THE SEA
SO THEIR MATES BACK HOME A WONDERFUL TAN CAN SEE
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STAY AT HOME BRITS YOU GIVE YOUR COUNTRY A BAD NAME
YOUR BEHAVIOUR IS A DISGRACE WHEN YOU ACT WITHOUT SHAME
LIKE CATTLE YOU ARE HERDED FROM PLACE TO PLACE
YES YOU ARE DEFINITELY THE WORST OF THE HUMAN RACE.
THIS IS THE PROPERTY OF EILEEN McGUINNESS NOT SOME FILTHY PLAGIARIST SO KEEP YOUR RUDDY HANDS OFF THIS WRITING IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU.




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