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Dog Free To Good Home: A Satire

Poetry By: Elton Camp
Humor


Tags: Dog, Free, Adopt


A biting satire


Submitted:Jun 20, 2013    Reads: 14    Comments: 0    Likes: 0   


Dog Free to Good Home

By Elton Camp

I have a dog to give away

One I picked up as a stray

Only good homes need apply

Who Brutus' needs will supply

Recommendations you must give

And let me come see how you live

Also, Brutus must be kept inside

A fenced yard must be supplied

Pet insurance you must take out

Vet visits supplied without doubt

Table scraps you mustn't feed

The finest food he does need

Just to take him in is not okay

An adoption is the only way

Your fur child he has to be

In order for you to satisfy me

Also, his territory you must respect

Otherwise, it's an attack to expect

If all of these things you will supply

Then to adopt him you may apply





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