German Shepherd For Sale Really Cheap
By Elton Camp
Her huge dog was Meg's delight
Though destructive & prone to bite
In the shrubbery, he liked to dig
And he stank worse than a pig
The cur was a neighborhood blight
Because he barked loudly all night
A sack of dog food lasted only days
He was trouble in so many ways
He bit a neighbor in his own yard
To defend the lawsuit would be hard
The cops were knocking at her door
Saying they wouldn't take it any more
Her husband finally got his fill
"Our marriage that dog does chill."
"So choose which it's going to be.
You can lose either him or me!"
Meg nailed a For Sale poster to a tree
Hoping some dog lover might see
"German shepherd for sale real cheap.
Once you take him, you've got to keep."