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German Shepherd For Sale Really Cheap

Poetry By: Elton Camp
Humor


Tags: Dog, Vicious


Meg had to dispose of her vicious dog


Submitted:Oct 12, 2013    Reads: 8    Comments: 0    Likes: 0   


German Shepherd For Sale Really Cheap

By Elton Camp

Her huge dog was Meg's delight

Though destructive & prone to bite

In the shrubbery, he liked to dig

And he stank worse than a pig

The cur was a neighborhood blight

Because he barked loudly all night

A sack of dog food lasted only days

He was trouble in so many ways

He bit a neighbor in his own yard

To defend the lawsuit would be hard

The cops were knocking at her door

Saying they wouldn't take it any more

Her husband finally got his fill

"Our marriage that dog does chill."

"So choose which it's going to be.

You can lose either him or me!"

Meg nailed a For Sale poster to a tree

Hoping some dog lover might see

"German shepherd for sale real cheap.

Once you take him, you've got to keep."





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