Steve's Stupendous Shock
By Elton Camp
When Steve met Rae, he was thrilled
With lust his heart and mind were filled
Rae invited, "Come in and stay a while."
He understood the meaning of that smile
Everything went just as Steve did desire
He soon found Rae to be a raging fire
When passion cooled, he looked around
Spied a picture of a man with evil frown
He had mean eyes and scruffy beard
Steve knew he was one to be feared
"Is that your husband?" he called out
"I surely hope he's nowhere about!"
"No, I get that question from everyone.
That is me before the operation was done.
"In those days, my name was Ray,
But now, 'Rae' is what folks say."