Paranoid Android
The new panicking phone
It sends its self messages
To ask if it is home
It doesn’t want to leave the box
In case it gets a scratch
It’s starting to worry me
I might send it back
It said ‘the best’ in the advert
But now I’m not so sure
All it does is panic
It’s scaring the people next door
I think it knows it has a backlight
But it never use that
It dings every second
If it’s near the cat
Paranoid android
The new panicking phone
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