There once was a guy named Bob

Who really liked corn on the cob.

One day he ate

His entire plate

And got attacked by an angry mob.

After Bob died of a poisoned kumquat

They left him on his doorstep to rot

A cannibal walked by

Who wasn't that shy

And put Bob in his biggest pot.

The cannibal made Bob into soup

Then shared the broth with his group

The enjoyed it

Down to the last bit

Until one spilled his soup and said, "Oops!"

So the moral of the story of Bob

Is that if you like corn on the cob

You shouldn't have ate

Your entire plate

Or else you'll face an angry mob.