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SUSAN.....I NEED A BISCUIT (Live at the "Momentum" March 2013)

Poetry By: garrycroft
Humor



LIVE PERFORMANCE OF A COMEDY POEM(to celebrate friend, Susan's 50th birthday)


Submitted:Apr 1, 2013    Reads: 10    Comments: 3    Likes: 1   


SUSAN…I NEED A BISCUIT!

PGO TO MY SITE TO WATCH ME PERFORM THIS LIVE(PLEASE!)

Susan is fifty years old today

Look at her and you would say

Don't look that old, wearing fine

I thought she was only forty nine.

As beautiful bout make-up as with

Telling tales with style and pith

Job is stressful for her - tests her patience

Radiographer - tests her patients!

Marshals her troops - friends and family

Crowding around for communal mammary

The milk of goodness she exudes

Can't be found in most foods.

Only drawback is the men at home

Sons Matt and Pat and husband Sean

Left alone they fail to inspire

Shirt in fridge and cat in dryer.

Holiday yoga Sue took a position

Fell over loudly- from son a decision

Held her up to finish her fitness

Emission of pong, he did witness.

A character of rock amidst the flock

She always did like a bit of cock…

…Au vin in her greasy pan

I for one have become a fan.

©Garry Croft March 2013





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