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TOILET-A TISSUE ISSUE

Poetry By: garrycroft
Humor


Tags: Toilet, Humour


COMEDY TOILET NO SEX NO SWEARING


Submitted:Mar 10, 2013    Reads: 20    Comments: 3    Likes: 1   


THE DOOR I ADORE, THEODORE

In "Gents" not deterred by detergents

Emergency urge showed emergence

"Phew" after poo I had pooh-poohed

Took issue with tissues not issued.

The door, Theodore, out of order

Air dour, at this hour, due to odour

Lacking some luck in looking for lock

Sucks, I'm unstuckā€¦ where's my sock?

"Eureka", excreta did peter with hose on

But cotton on bottom is not what I'm hot on

Braying with blazin' abrasion that's brazen

Facing the farce of an arse like a raisin





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