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For my insane friend, Julia

By: Habilney

Page 1, Yeah I wrote this as a joke for my friend. XD

Julia likes poop tarts

They are her friend

Poop tarts are Julia’s only friends.

She thinks her dog is her friend

When really she just likes her for treats

She isn’t really her friend.

Juno is a made up person

Julia thinks it’s a dog

She made it up in her head.

Julia is crazy

She makes stuff up in her head a lot

Julia doesn’t like reality.

Julia thinks about killing people sometimes

She admits it

She thinks it’s funny.

Julia likes blood

Blood likes Julia

They have a mutual likening for each other.

Julia is a psycho.

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