Twas Halloween night, and everything was alright,
Because my horny little vampire, was coming over for a bite.
The table was set with rare meat and red wine.
I knew she'd want blood, and I didn't want it to be mine.
I jumped up in the air, when I heard the knock at my door,
Vampiress had never come in that way before.
"You surprised me," I said, as I swung the door open.
"Trick-or-treat," she smiled, "do you have sweets? I was hopin'."
"Sorry," I said, "but I don't have any candy."
I felt bad to say it, but still hoped she'd be randy.
"Then it's too bad for you, because you're in for a trick.
And I've been thinking all day, about playing with your dick."
She got down on her knees, removed me from my pants,
And I groaned at the feelings from her wanton tongue dance.
Then she opened her mouth, exposing her fangs.
I stopped her and said, "Can I have the other thang?
If it's all the same to you, pussy's more what I need.
My penis and I would prefer not to bleed."
"Suit yourself," she said, letting go of my cock.
"It's up to you whether you want a blowjob, or not."
She licked off her lips and got back on her feet.
"Anyhow, I've got some people to meet."
"People to meet?" I began to object.
"But we haven't … you know … done everything yet."
She said, "don't you worry, there's no need to fear …
You'll get off-my girlfriends are meeting me here."
"Your girlfriends? Are they sexy vampires like you?"
"Not exactly, but they're friendly, and looking to screw."
Right then there was another knock at the door,
And I was even more excited, than I was before.
She called out to them, "Enter, the door is unlocked!"
I was about a tickle away, from coming uncocked.
"These are the friends, I wanted you to meet.
Girls, this is the fellow who's your Halloween treat."
Remembering my manners, I extended my hand.
But their eyes were fixated on my quivering gland.
"Sorry," I said, "guess we left my cock hanging."
"It's okay," Vampiress said, "it's about to start banging."
"But," she continued, "before we start the fuckin' …
Ladies, it's time now for some introductions."
A figure stepped forward, bandaged from head to toe.
"You're a mummy," I said, "that much I know.
The walking undead, I know where you're at.
Sorry, but I don't know if I can hit that."
Then she walked toward me, and tore off her wrapper.
I was stunned, she was so fine, I needed to have her.
"I am a princess, been entombed a millenium.
Seems like a forever, since a dick rubbed my frenulum."
I said, "Honey, your long wait has come to an end.
I've got some lovin' feelings, I'm eager to send."
"What about me?" said another girl. "I am a witch.
And I'll shove my broom up your ass, if you call me a bitch."
She threw off her black cape, and it dropped onto the floor.
The bitch was just as hot as the mummy before.
"I'll whisper sweetly to you, so put the broom away.
I don't like things in my ass-I'm not gay."
"That sounds fine to me, I'll cast you a spell.
You'll be able to fuck like a demon from Hell."
"Well you know," I said, "that is just fine with me,
because no way do I want to let down all this pussy."
My vampiress said "I just have one more to meet you,
Though ordinarily she would just as soon eat you.
But even though doggie is much more often her style,
She'd like to come squat over your dick awhile."
The beauty stepped forward, her long brunette hair,
matching the hole patch she sported down there.
"Can you tell I'm a werewolf?" she said with a smile.
I shaved my whole body, and my claws I did file.
Had to look in a mirror, to get the fur off my tush.
Only place that I left it, you can see, is my bush."
"Thank you," I said, "for a wonderful sight.
Your body is perfect, looks tasty, and tight.
The only question I have, this Halloween fright,
Is ladies, will we be standing here talking all night?"
I'm under the impression that's not all you want,
And my body is ready for you monsters to haunt."
"Ladies," Vampiress said to the other girls,
"Who wants to be first to give my guy a whirl?
He's completely alive, from the flesh and blood world,
And I promise his cock will make your undead toes curl."
The problem with that was they couldn't decide,
Which of them would be first to go for a ride.
The pound of my flesh, working in their inside,
Had them all coming at once, chasing after my hide.
"Vampiress! Vampiress!" I started to yelp.
Her laughter was evil, and not that much help.
Then they caught up to me, ripping and tearing,
Quickly removing everything I was wearing.
Ravaging me like, some cats with a mouse,
Using my home, as a monster sex-house.
Unparalleled vigor, and fury, and raunchiness,
It didn't take long, before I lost consciousness.
When I came to, I lay naked and cold on the floor,
No sign of the company that I had before.
Feeling like I had been hit by a train,
Empty wine bottles explained the deep ache in my brain.
While I tried to remember, my body started to shiver.
Had there been girls at all, or was it all in my liver?
I looked down at my crotch, expecting battered and red,
From the freaky bunch of chicks I thought I had bed.
And any doubt in my mind was erased just like that …
Because atop my lap sat a pointy witch hat!
Right then I heard the sound of batty wings flapping,
Like Vampiress departing while she thought I was napping.
And I heard her exclaim, flying in the moon light,
"Happy Halloween to you all, good cock is good night!"
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