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My Johnny

Poem By: iMazed
Humor

Tags: bonnie, parody, sailor

A parody on ' My Bonny Lies Over The Ocean' View table of contents...

Submitted: Aug 30, 2008 Reads: 79 Comments: 1 Likes: 1

My Johnnywent over the ocean
My Johnny went sailing at sea
My Johnny went over the ocean
Oh don't bring back my Johnny to me

Don't bring back, don't bring back
Don't bring back my Johnny to me, to me
Don't bring back, don't bring back,
Don't bring back my Johnny to me

My Johhny went sailing to China
And slept with all he could get
My Johhny went sailing to China
And guess what he'd always forget..?

Don't bring back, don't bring back
Don't bring back my Johnny to me, to me
Don't bring back, don't bring back,
Don't bring back my Johnny to me

If you see my Johnny, the sailor
Remember that he's got it all
Because hewould never make use of his rubber
And now he stands not so tall

Don't bring back, don't bring back
Don't bring back my Johnny to me, to me
Don't bring back, don't bring back,
Don't bring back my Johnny to me

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Comments:

MAmberConrad

LMAO!!!

this absolutely cracks me up!! I'm hurting laughing so hard!

MA

Posted: Oct 6, 2008

Author Comment:

Hahaha thanks XD I don't know how it came up in my head (as I am not Scottish and have not sung this song since I was in primary school) but one night I just couldn't get the song out of my head and wrote this. Glad you liked it!

iMazed