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With the sole purpose of getting over D I posted this on a dating website in the hope of sorting out the men from the boys. Oh dear though, too many boys in the world! And no I didn't post this photo .... it simply illustrates how the descriptions of proposed dates are nowhere near reality!
Submitted:Jan 18, 2013 Reads: 30 Comments: 8 Likes: 2
No photo – I hear you ask why?
Am I ashamed, ugly or shy?
The truth is I’m not,
But if you’ll take a shot,
You could be my type of guy.
I’m petite and five foot one,
Blonde and like to have fun
And if you’re no Fred West
You could past the test,
But not before my homework is done.
So if you’re witty, decent and free
And prepared to message me,
I’ll send you a pic
Need to check you’re no dick
And then we will just have to see.
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