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How padded bras let me down
Submitted:Jan 17, 2013 Reads: 14 Comments: 5 Likes: 2
He said he was impressed
With the way I stylishly dressed
Then without being pressed
Referred to my undersized chest
Offer of breast enhancement
A money-wire advancement
Filled me with disenchantment
Felt more like a commandment
The reality - he was perplexed
When the pads were removed from my breasts
And he inelegantly confessed
He’d expected more rather than less
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