Now I've worked out how to be read,
I thought light I would shed,
On how to surface from the dead,
And help you all with what I spread.
It's all about 'tags', you see,
You must not practice modesty,
And if you can lie beautifully,
You will be read dutifully.
All you need for success,
Are tags that say 'fuck', or 'sex',
'Erotica' or 'chest or breast',
Or 'sado masochism' might be best,
So worry not if 'love' you choose,
Write about flowers or new shoes,
Believe me if you abuse,
You really cannot fail to lose.
Can't help noticing, but the majority who click on to read do not 'like' this. Mm, wonder what this could say about the majority? Or perhaps I have it all wrong and it is simply my poetry :)