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I'm The Queen of F*ck

Poetry By: Indie Skreet
Humor



There are many a card suit,
Diamonds, Hearts, Spades and Kings,
But none are quite as cute,
As a Queen of the best thing.


Submitted:Feb 6, 2013    Reads: 58    Comments: 10    Likes: 4   


Fucked off the majority
'Cos had a natural flair
Mere superiority?
Or fact I didn't care?

Found had a knack for this
When I was a wee tot
An Ace at taking the piss
Finding Achilles spot

Alas did not mature
As quickly as one hoped
My humour too obscure
Too much time I did devote

I fucked off all the teachers
And I fucked off ma and pa
I fucked off many creatures
Though awarded no gold star

And though I searched high and low
For a 'Fuck off' degree
Found it frustratingly slow
A bit I guess like me

Eventually found one
Thankfully a place too
But guess they thought it fun
When rudely said, 'fuck you'

So though I failed degree
In subject I do best
I carry on quite freely
Fucking off the rest

And now I've grown older
I think so has my luck
'Cos I'm colder and bolder
Yep, I'm The Queen of Fuck





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