Fucked off the majority
‘Cos had a natural flair
Mere superiority?
Or fact I didn’t care?
Found had a knack for this
When I was a wee tot
An Ace at taking the piss
Finding Achilles spot
Alas did not mature
As quickly as one hoped
My humour too obscure
Too much time I did devote
I fucked off all the teachers
And I fucked off ma and pa
I fucked off many creatures
Though awarded no gold star
And though I searched high and low
For a ‘Fuck off’ degree
Found it frustratingly slow
A bit I guess like me
Eventually found one
Thankfully a place too
But guess they thought it fun
When rudely said, ‘fuck you’
So though I failed degree
In subject I do best
I carry on quite freely
Fucking off the rest
And now I’ve grown older
I think so has my luck
‘Cos I’m colder and bolder
Yep, I’m The Queen of Fuck
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