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Pissed As A Newt

Poetry By: Indie Skreet
Humor


Tags: Pissed


I knew I shouldn't have opened that second bottle of wine ....

and now I'm sober was going to delete this, but think I will leave as a reminder 'not' to post after one too many.


Submitted:Feb 8, 2013    Reads: 38    Comments: 7    Likes: 4   


I aint too cute when I'm as pissed as a newt

But who wants to be cute when can be a fruit?

Even though some beaut says I'm not a hoot

I don't give a toot cos I'm a fruit root

And if doesn't suit

Well I don't give a toot

Though on the route

To getting the boot

But if you haven't noticed, I don't do mute!





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