THE F WORD

The F word is only a word

To be offended simply absurd

I fuck all the time

In rhythm and rhyme

Because quite frankly I’m that sort of bird!

But recently has been said

My language more suited to bed

Which is pretty fair

And do use it there

Because useful for getting a’head’!

So in conclusion I say

The F word brightens my day

And if you should scoff

You too can fuck off

'Cos I have other friends willing to play!