Oh pussy so warm, sweet and delicious
What a shame you smell like fishous
Now you have made me quite suspicious
Those sardines that you did eat
Were for my Sunday dinner treat
A tasty change from boring meat
Now you’re lying on my dining table!
Legs all spread, long blonde fur, soft as sable
Your Cheshire grin, I’ll soon disable
Smart and witty
Better watch out!
You’ve made me shitty