Catfight

Oh pussy so warm, sweet and delicious

What a shame you smell like fishous

Now you have made me quite suspicious

Those sardines that you did eat

Were for my Sunday dinner treat

A tasty change from boring meat

Now you’re lying on my dining table!

Legs all spread, long blonde fur, soft as sable

Your Cheshire grin, I’ll soon disable

Pretty kitty

Smart and witty

Better watch out!

You’ve made me shitty