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Elvis the Laundry Boy

Poetry By: Insane Membrane

Tags: Elvis, New, Career, .

Funny poem for Mamber Conrads Comp putting someone famous in a new career

Elvis in The Laundromat

Please sing this to "I'm all shook up " ...

Submitted:Jul 13, 2012    Reads: 68    Comments: 16    Likes: 9   

uh huh uh huh hmmmm mmmmm mm

Well bless my soul whats wrong with these

Im scrubbing like crazy at your dirty undies

I dipped 'em in the bleach

an I rubbed 'em with the soap

but it look to me

like I ain't got no hope

uh huh uh huh hmmmmm hmmmm mm

I am all scrubbed up

wooh oohh oooooooh whoo whooo ooooo o

Now I popped them in the machine

added in some Preen

but they still not the whitest undies I have seen

those marks at the back

musta come from your crack

wooh oohh oooooooh whoo whooo ooooo o

I am all scrubbed up .

uh huh uh huh hmmmmm hmmmm mm

Ladies and Gentleman ELVIS has left the Laundromat


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