Elvis the Laundry Boy

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Well bless my soul whats wrong with these

Im scrubbing like crazy at your dirty undies

I dipped 'em in the bleach

an I rubbed 'em with the soap

but it look to me

like I ain't got no hope

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I am all scrubbed up

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Now I popped them in the machine

added in some Preen

but they still not the whitest undies I have seen

those marks at the back

musta come from your crack

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I am all scrubbed up .

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Ladies and Gentleman ELVIS has left the Laundromat