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Poetry By: Insane Membrane

Tags: Short, Funny, Poems

short funny poem

Submitted:Feb 29, 2012    Reads: 301    Comments: 63    Likes: 26   

Thanks to her genes

bequeathed from mummy

She's firm of ass and flat of tummy

her skin is almost wrinkle free

as luck would have it she married me

she's fit and fast

and rather


to top of that

we've loads of money

our house is large its roof is gabled a

pool outback where the horse is stabled

leather seats quite luxurious fill her car fast and furious

so why amongst absolute perfection

do I perform this vivisection

for she is crazy I

have no doubt ..

she wants and craves rants and raves ,

then knife in hand she threatens me

fingers tense around the handle

eyes ablaze wild and popping

insane lunatic

amongst the shopping .

Now whats the crime that I have committed ?

to create the venom thats being spitted

my dirty undies


can see

lying on the bathroom floor

and cannot stand it any more

PMT !!!

such a beast

I sure am liking it

the least

so as she bleeds and sweats hot flushes

I take my leave for the bushes and

I escape my current hell

then sneak back

when she's feeling well .


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