Thanks to her genes
bequeathed from mummy
She's firm of ass and flat of tummy
her skin is almost wrinkle free
as luck would have it she married me
she's fit and fast
to top of that
we've loads of money
our house is large its roof is gabled a
pool outback where the horse is stabled
leather seats quite luxurious fill her car fast and furious
so why amongst absolute perfection
do I perform this vivisection
for she is crazy I
have no doubt ..
she wants and craves rants and raves ,
then knife in hand she threatens me
fingers tense around the handle
eyes ablaze wild and popping
amongst the shopping .
Now whats the crime that I have committed ?
to create the venom thats being spitted
my dirty undies
lying on the bathroom floor
and cannot stand it any more
such a beast
I sure am liking it
so as she bleeds and sweats hot flushes
I take my leave for the bushes and
I escape my current hell
then sneak back
when she's feeling well .