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Who is this guest that's coming ?

Poetry By: Insane Membrane
Humor


Tags: Short, Funny, Poem


this is written as a two person aspect wife then husband helps to keep this in mind when reading and as always its short n funny I hope..... well I know it's short


Submitted:Mar 5, 2012    Reads: 167    Comments: 47    Likes: 17   


Her

GET UP ! GET UP !

get out of bed

and make it nice and neat

then go into the bathroom

and wipe the toilet seat .

Him

Get up ? Get up ?

You'd think the house on fire

stay in bed and snuggle me

for you are "my hearts desire "

Her

GET UP ! GET UP !

and sweep the floor

and wipe the marks of the door

pick up this, pick up that ,

tidy up the kitchen

then take the garbage to the bin ..

Him

Please..... can't I do that in a min ?

I d rather snores,

than do my chores

till all is spick and span

but manning up I dare to ask

Who is this guest that's coming ?

Her

With pursed lips

and hand on hips

fingers madly strumming

It's Friday morning

"Dear "...she said

You KNOW the cleaners coming !





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