Her name is Jann and not Jane
She will soon go on an airplane
To become a real American
Even if they are fictionally lame
She has a big family
Some are living oversea
She publish on booksie
She says it is just a hobby
But her romances are lovely
She met a guy called Tarzan
He is a good French man
He doesn’t seems to have a plan
Like the evil Dominique Strauss Kahn
She has no permanent address
It might cause her some stress
But she doesn’t look in distress
As you know she is so fearless
She used to go in this nice restaurant
Where she destroyed every equipment
Everything she touched is now fragment
And she did it without a warrant
Sherlock Homes is her best idol
For her he is like a fierce sex symbol
She read a passage which is appealingly droll
As Americans say he is a “dick” after all
Best wishes
Thomas
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