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Ladies First...

Poetry By: Kerbsy
Humor



Todays pressure of equality, realised.


Submitted:Apr 16, 2013    Reads: 9    Comments: 0    Likes: 0   


She expects

to enter a door first,

but

won't buy him a drink, to quench his thirst.

She demands

to hold his hand, walking up a hill,

yet

her purse disappears, when the waiter brings the bill.

Her favourite excuse

is a headache,

however

in a car, she doesn't know how to use the brake.

She supposes

a job of equal pay,

yet seems

to talk, throughout the working day.

She is always

using empty threats,

but she

won't play tennis, for 5 sets.

She wants

to be carried home in high heel shoes.

whilst he

is expected, not to compete, and lose.

She drives

with unnecessary acceleration.

yet won't

fill up, at a petrol station.

She is repeatedly

commenting on her weight,

however won't

initiate a date.

She will often

just lie on the bottom,

but

come birthdays, - expects to be spoilt rotten.

She requires help and assistance

all through the pregnancy,

but has she

ever, had a cold like a man (maybe!)

She tends to fancy

any average nob,

and for

our anniversary, I don't even get a Blow #@b.





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