to enter a door first,
won't buy him a drink, to quench his thirst.
to hold his hand, walking up a hill,
her purse disappears, when the waiter brings the bill.
Her favourite excuse
is a headache,
in a car, she doesn't know how to use the brake.
a job of equal pay,
to talk, throughout the working day.
She is always
using empty threats,
won't play tennis, for 5 sets.
to be carried home in high heel shoes.
is expected, not to compete, and lose.
with unnecessary acceleration.
fill up, at a petrol station.
She is repeatedly
commenting on her weight,
initiate a date.
She will often
just lie on the bottom,
come birthdays, - expects to be spoilt rotten.
She requires help and assistance
all through the pregnancy,
but has she
ever, had a cold like a man (maybe!)
She tends to fancy
any average nob,
our anniversary, I don't even get a Blow #@b.