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you know that stuff on the comercials floam this is what me and my friends think of it ( this ones more for people who know the inside joke my friend made ) plus this is a warning to anybody who might think of buying it DON'T

Submitted:Mar 16, 2007    Reads: 164    Comments: 4    Likes: 0   

Floam what is it

It's cancer in a tub

Floam what's it like

Hell on earth

Floam how's it feel

like sour, colored cottage cheese that Owen Wilson gave you

Floam what's its use

Spread it over skin and make your friend look like a lepper clown

Floam what should we do with it

Use it as a biological weapon

But remember " Floam your skateboard, Floam your bike, Floam anything you like "

If you want to have the worst experience ever


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