Today I saw Johnny
Wouldn’t you know he looked phony
He was with his bizarre pony
He looked kind of bony
As usual looking all corny
Judging by the smile he was horny
He was gazing at innocent Dory
I just smiled as I walked past with Laurie
Today I saw Johnny
Unfortunately I am sure
I am in need of a cure
Because God help me
I think I am in love with Johnny
Wouldn’t you know he looked phony
He was with his bizarre pony
He looked kind of bony
As usual looking all corny
Judging by the smile he was horny
He was gazing at innocent Dory
I just smiled as I walked past with Laurie
Today I saw Johnny
Unfortunately I am sure
I am in need of a cure
Because God help me
I think I am in love with Johnny
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