He IS Chuck Norris
Come sit down and I'll tell you a tale
About Chuck Norris and how he'll NEVER fail
He's 72 and still kickng butt
Arnold tries, but all he has is a gut
Chuck Norris uses the Total Gym - then so should you
Look at his rock solid abs. Don't you want them too?
Ladies fall in Love at the sound of his voice
Suddenly they are his - it's not even a choice
Christie Brinkley knows this all too well
Chuck Norris used his magic to put her under his spell
There's no such thing as retirement to this man
And dying is never part of his plan
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