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He is Chuck Norris

By: Matthew Zabala

Page 1, Chuck Norris...Need I say more?

He IS Chuck Norris

Come sit down and I'll tell you a tale

About Chuck Norris and how he'll NEVER fail

He's 72 and still kickng butt

Arnold tries, but all he has is a gut

Chuck Norris uses the Total Gym - then so should you

Look at his rock solid abs. Don't you want them too?

Ladies fall in Love at the sound of his voice

Suddenly they are his - it's not even a choice

Christie Brinkley knows this all too well

Chuck Norris used his magic to put her under his spell

There's no such thing as retirement to this man

And dying is never part of his plan

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