Haiku Hoodoo
/Tastes just like chicken
That is what you tell a fool
Really tastes like s**t!/
/Rubber tree you pick
A condom from, maybe two
Stay safe; planking; yes!/
/A horse walks into
A bar; the bartender asks
“What the hell you want?”/
/It is hard to make
A joke, using this format
The reader concurs!/
/Once was a girl from
Nantucket, (insert punch line)
Something funny here!/
/Smoldering flames burn
You are in big trouble here
Sins adds up to fire!/
/Five, seven, five means
It is a bitch, this poem deal
Haiku makes you think!/
/Find what you wish for;
Then wish really, really hard
It will not come true!/
/Lower your thoughts, sir!
Try again; maybe this time
Keep dreaming, there, sir!/
/Just trying; right length
Is this bastard long enough?
Not yet, is reply!/
/I think I’m funny,
But I am just fat you say
High school was a bitch!/
/First, last day of work
I am a reject door knob
Fired is the word/
/Would like to impart
My wisdom and insightness
But that aint a word!/
/These years have taught me
The secret of a good life
Has eluded me!/
/The trout are laughing
A wasted day on the lake
Stop at the tavern!/
/Gold chains and tight pants
I am looking so damn good!
Again, leave alone!/
/Press delete again
That idea blows big chunks
This writing sure sucks!/
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