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Haiku Hoodoo Too

Poetry By: Mike Stevens
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More skewered poetry from the 1/2 mind of Mike Stevens!


Submitted:Apr 20, 2012    Reads: 22    Comments: 8    Likes: 2   


Haiku Hoodoo Two!

/I am hooked on this

Five-seven-five rhyming deal

Crack cocaine in words!/

/Someone stop me; yes please

Can not stop disturbing thoughts

I need some help bad!/

/Before you think it,

Not in some perverted way,

Just words, if you please!/

/There once was this dude,

Considered quite a bastard

Looking at him now!/

/Mirror, mirror, tells

Me of the awful, sad truth

That old man is me!/

/Forest draped in green,

Makes quite a few rich houses

Where rich bastards live!/

/One plus one is two

Unless you are a moron,

Then is minus five!/

/What the hell is that?

It is called desperation

No ideas left!/

/Skip, run, and jump high/

Pole vault into your nice slacks

Athletes getting dressed!/

/There once was this girl,

Who always was late, so late

I'm still waiting here!/

/It has only been

Thirty years, give her more time

I think she digs me!/

/What do you mean; fool?

I aint a fool, so screw you

Think I heard her car!/

/Hard is the punch line

The joke? Forgot how it goes

Hard is apropos/

/Three-headed Hydra

With three left feet can not dance

But he can breath fire!/

/Mythical beasts can

Spindle and mutilate you,

So you best beware!/

/Have run out of things

For topics to make these poems

But does that stop me?/

/Reverse the charges

When you try to call me up?

Hang up on your a**!/

/Pay my money now

Drag my butt onto the bus

Crazy dude talks much!/

/Hitting on a girl

"Hey baby, come here often?"

Told to drop stone dead!/

/Playing on the tracks

Fail to hear the train, too bad

Walk away legless!/





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