Haiku Hoodoo Two!
/I am hooked on this
Five-seven-five rhyming deal
Crack cocaine in words!/
/Someone stop me; yes please
Can not stop disturbing thoughts
I need some help bad!/
/Before you think it,
Not in some perverted way,
Just words, if you please!/
/There once was this dude,
Considered quite a bastard
Looking at him now!/
/Mirror, mirror, tells
Me of the awful, sad truth
That old man is me!/
/Forest draped in green,
Makes quite a few rich houses
Where rich bastards live!/
/One plus one is two
Unless you are a moron,
Then is minus five!/
/What the hell is that?
It is called desperation
No ideas left!/
/Skip, run, and jump high/
Pole vault into your nice slacks
Athletes getting dressed!/
/There once was this girl,
Who always was late, so late
I’m still waiting here!/
/It has only been
Thirty years, give her more time
I think she digs me!/
/What do you mean; fool?
I aint a fool, so screw you
Think I heard her car!/
/Hard is the punch line
The joke? Forgot how it goes
Hard is apropos/
/Three-headed Hydra
With three left feet can not dance
But he can breath fire!/
/Mythical beasts can
Spindle and mutilate you,
So you best beware!/
/Have run out of things
For topics to make these poems
But does that stop me?/
/Reverse the charges
When you try to call me up?
Hang up on your a**!/
/Pay my money now
Drag my butt onto the bus
Crazy dude talks much!/
/Hitting on a girl
“Hey baby, come here often?”
Told to drop stone dead!/
/Playing on the tracks
Fail to hear the train, too bad
Walk away legless!/
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