Meat in the Blender!
Yesterday, I could chew saw blades and rocks;
Today, I can’t even bend down to pull up my socks!
Yesterday, I could walk just fine;
Today..., bad example, never mind!
Yesterday, I could think forever and a while;
Today, I think I’m going suddenly senile!
You may be wondering, “What could change in just 1 day?
Well, it’s my 50th birthday is what I’ll say!
It’s meat in the blender from this day on
The bloom of my youth is most definitely gone!