“Hello ladies, welcome to Hell!
You’re in my care now, and well,
your pansy, flabby pathetic days
are over; what with my macho ways!
The first thing I want you to do is give up your
thoughts about this being a democracy, before
we have a problem; see I am the boss!
If you think you have rights, you’ve already lost
I know you’re mostly men, but ladies is the word
I’ll break you; you think you’re tough? Don’t cross swords
with my a**, because you won’t win that fight
By the time I’m through with you, you’ll be turning white
with fear; fear of my volcanic temper!
So, do it my way, and always remember
not to piss me off, because I promise you, you will regret
it! I’ll tell you what, I’ll make you a bet;
I’ll bet you that I can turn your sorry a***s into
killing machines, who
won’t give a thought
to your own safety, for mamma’s boys you’re not
going to be, or daddy’s girl for those of you who wear a dress,
because I’ll break you of thinking that way; yes,
say goodbye to they way things were before,
check your old lives at the door, ‘cause now you’re in the Corps!”