Super Glue Too
I've been asked, "What are the reasons for why
You feel like your brain is super glued shut?"
Well, I don't know, but I'm starting a club
For others to join, who might be feeling the same
If one, more, or all of the following has ever happened
To you, you most likely qualify as an Expert-Level
Member of 'The Super Glued Brain' Club:
1. Have you ever sat staring at the computer screen for hours,
And more hours, and had the thought that somehow,
If you just walk away, the computer will magically finish it
For me? 2. Have you ever spent hours working on an idea,
Before realizing it's quite possibly THE single stupidest idea,
ANYONE has ever had in the history of the written word?
3. Ever been super-proud of a story, put it up for comments,
And the first comment you receive starts out, "What, were you
HIGH when you wrote this?" and that is the most positive
Part of the comment? 4. You think up the best scenario
Ever devised by man, crank up the your computer,
Sit down to start typing; you're so excited, and 'nothing';
The idea is gone. There are other reasons why
You might qualify for membership in the club,
But I've only included four...oh, okay, I couldn't think of anymore!