"The Mike Stevens Comedy Club"
"Eh, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha fricking ha!
If you've been told, and you think ya-
Err-you're hysterical (looking, maybe)
Join The Mike Stevens Comedy Club and ye--
Err--you'll soon be laughing like a hyena, at some
Outrageous, wickedly-funny jokes. Dumb
Humor, intelligent humor, it's all represented. Here's
A free example. A horse walks into a bar, in order to down several beers,
And the bartender says to the horse "Hey,
Why the long face?" Eh, ha, ha! Day
After day, we'll send you a new joke, one like this you've
Probably never heard before, on your computer Groov-
Y, totally-original comedy like this you can't get
Anywhere else. I'll bet
You you're going to laugh. About the only thing
I will never joke about is the membership fee. Let's swing
A deal, and you'll be hearing some first-class
Comedy. For a membership fee of only $700 dollars, I'll knock you on you're a**
With heavy-laughter comedy
I guaranty these jokes to be funny, or I'll see
That you get almost all of your money back
Eh, ha, ha! See, it's a big-time comedy attack!
No, if you're not satisfied these are among
Some of the funniest jokes, ever, one
Will get an almost-full
Refund, and this is NO bull!
I'll simply say this, from my endless supply
Go tell someone who gives a flying crap,
'Cause I sure don't."
Eh, ha, ha! Believe me, with jokes as funny as that, you won't
Feel gypped, but "Watch out"; you just might
Be laughing so hard, and you'll be fight-
Ing so hard to stop, you might bust a gut,
Wide open. The Mike Stevens Comedy Club is not responsible, but
I'll sure be pointing and laughing, for you'll be coming un-
Hinged with an uncontrolled laughter riot, and before you're done,
You rupture yourself, and, in unbearable agony,
You stumble into the emergency room. So, you see,
Join The Mike Stevens Comedy Club at your own
Risk, and let unbridled humor into your home!"