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MAYONNAISE ON SUNDAES

Poetry By: moonphish
Humor


song parody....original tune..."rainy days and mondays" by he carpenters


Submitted:Dec 8, 2011    Reads: 16    Comments: 1    Likes: 1   


thinking to myself, want something cold
ice cream would seem to fit
with some fudge and nuts on it
waiter comes 'round
served with a big white mound
mayonnaise on sundaes always gets me down

what i've got does nothing to enthuse
nothing could be more wrong
salad dressing don't belong
choking it down
waiter must be a clown
mayonnaise on sundaes always gets me down

runny, and its seems so oily
what am i to do ?
its vile, i know...it really bugs me
crummy on ice cream
but, hell, i guess that it will do
although the combo just disgusts me

tastes like nothing i have ate before
no use to toss it out
i just bite my lip and pout
swirl it around
see if i can gag it down
mayonnaise on sundaes always gets me down





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