I woke up in a cold, cold sweat
Malevolence pervaded the atmosphere
My heart was pounding. My nerves afire
"Something evil is coming here!"
I tried to follow my same routine
Shower, shave, head off to work
But my hands were shaking, a nervous wreck
My self-control coming unstuck
Somehow I made it through the day
I can't believe I didn't crack
Jumping at shadows, and trembling legs
I thought I'd have a heart attack
Returning home felt like a trip to hell
I could feel its presence in every room
My heart leapt as my doorbell rang
The sound of my impending doom
I approached the door like the condemned man
I could feel the evil, the foulness, the WRONG!
And there it stood in front of me
"Hello mum, are you staying long?"